Thursday, January 29, 2009
'Height' of joblessness
During the golden era of the Vijayanagara Empire, while cows slept, grazed and defecated, humans slept, ate, defecated and built these.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Shopping!
Vinu wore this jeans pant yesterday.
We went shopping after lunch to Garuda mall. As part of a 'well planned' shopping expedition, she was searching for jeans which satisfied these criteria:
1. Should fit. Even when she contorts her body at an obscene angle and tries to look at her backside that pant shouldn't show a crease out of place.
2. Should be of a dark shade.
After around 90 minutes of relentless trials (I think her back ached and she stopped looking behind with her 'own eyes' and used the mirror instead) she settled for this.
Blind or what! Ofcourse they are NOT the same. Doesn't look like subtlety is your middle name, does it. Tilt your head 90 degrees to the right, raise your left hand exactly 30 degrees, pucker and move the focus behind the pant.
See the difference? Enlightened? Well, I am!
We went shopping after lunch to Garuda mall. As part of a 'well planned' shopping expedition, she was searching for jeans which satisfied these criteria:
1. Should fit. Even when she contorts her body at an obscene angle and tries to look at her backside that pant shouldn't show a crease out of place.
2. Should be of a dark shade.
After around 90 minutes of relentless trials (I think her back ached and she stopped looking behind with her 'own eyes' and used the mirror instead) she settled for this.
Blind or what! Ofcourse they are NOT the same. Doesn't look like subtlety is your middle name, does it. Tilt your head 90 degrees to the right, raise your left hand exactly 30 degrees, pucker and move the focus behind the pant.
See the difference? Enlightened? Well, I am!
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